Feb 9, 2011

WHAT'S IN FRANK'S PANTS CONTEST!

Working hard in my "Non-Zombie" free time to finish
up my story for April's MADMAN Giant-Size Super
Ginchy Special!  Here are a couple samples of my 
most recent Madman art.  The pencils just came off 
the drawing board moments ago.  I thought it might
be fun to have a contest where you can try to guess 
what has found its way into Frank "Madman" Einstein's 
pants.  The first correct guess (VERY unlikely) will 
win a HC book signed by Laura and yours truly. 
Everyone else will have to wait until April to find out.
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92 comments:

  1. Count ScrewlooseFebruary 9, 2011 at 11:07 AM

    Does he kiss his mother goodnight with that mouth?

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  2. fiendxclubFebruary 9, 2011 at 11:08 AM

    an alien, flesh eating squirrel!

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  3. Maxy BarnardFebruary 9, 2011 at 11:08 AM

    Surely the item in question is DR. FLEM!

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  4. K. D. BryanFebruary 9, 2011 at 11:09 AM

    A very fresh Zombie hand?

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  5. John Matthew StaterFebruary 9, 2011 at 11:10 AM

    George Washington's false teeth

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  6. Count ScrewlooseFebruary 9, 2011 at 11:10 AM

    It's some of that Wonder Woman make-up!

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  7. AnonymousFebruary 9, 2011 at 11:12 AM

    I'm going with either an eyeball, or a lit cigar/cigarette!

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  8. KirkFebruary 9, 2011 at 11:14 AM

    A foil-wrapped cucumber (a la Spinaltap)?

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  9. Matt StrawbridgeFebruary 9, 2011 at 11:25 AM

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  10. Matt StrawbridgeFebruary 9, 2011 at 11:26 AM

    Man, tough!

    Besides Frank's hand (of course), maybe a bug of some type, like a tarantula?

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  11. UnknownFebruary 9, 2011 at 11:38 AM

    mouse trap?

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  12. Matthew WarlickFebruary 9, 2011 at 11:40 AM

    Brains? You know, for bait.

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  13. xianrexFebruary 9, 2011 at 11:45 AM

    Honey badger!

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  14. Count ScrewlooseFebruary 9, 2011 at 11:46 AM

    Jamie S. Rich's karaoke microphone?

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  15. grifterR1February 9, 2011 at 11:47 AM

    Isn't that where everyone keeps their cell phone? I mean his cellphone is down there.

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  16. Flávio Alves PaixãoFebruary 9, 2011 at 11:50 AM

    A denture! A zombie denture!

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  17. Michael AllredFebruary 9, 2011 at 12:07 PM

    I LOVE IT! Great guesses, but no-go-so-fo...Keep guessing!

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  18. Christian LeBlancFebruary 9, 2011 at 12:12 PM

    A fire ant!

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  19. Chad BlakelyFebruary 9, 2011 at 12:13 PM

    His keys?

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  20. JakeFebruary 9, 2011 at 12:15 PM

    One of the discs from his toy gun that the zombie fired against him?

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  21. Christian LeBlancFebruary 9, 2011 at 12:16 PM

    False teeth! Or maybe real teeth?

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  22. Casey has a medium-sized knobFebruary 9, 2011 at 12:28 PM

    It's an a-hole.

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  23. Casey has a medium-sized knobFebruary 9, 2011 at 12:43 PM

    But over all, it's probably just someone controlling him to put his hand down his pants.

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  24. David StewartFebruary 9, 2011 at 12:45 PM

    I'm not sure I care what he's really after , ,, , that pic is gettin' me HOT!

    He';s just placing his iPhone correctly for our "facetime" chat we're planning for later tonite.

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  25. Ralph-February 9, 2011 at 12:49 PM

    His FOURTH Eye?

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  26. Count ScrewlooseFebruary 9, 2011 at 12:56 PM

    A freshly miniaturized Josephine Lombard!

    OR

    Someone has dosed Frank with some sort of mutant strain of super-Cialis and it's remained effective long past that deadly 4-hour deadline...

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  27. Ralph-February 9, 2011 at 12:58 PM

    I am going to go with a Hot Dog or a Pop Tart.

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  28. Count ScrewlooseFebruary 9, 2011 at 1:00 PM

    A wedgie! No, an Atomic Wedgie!

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  29. Matt StrawbridgeFebruary 9, 2011 at 1:04 PM

    Bubble gum?

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  30. Matt StrawbridgeFebruary 9, 2011 at 1:06 PM

    Sand! He put SAND in his shorts, that meanie!

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  31. Count ScrewlooseFebruary 9, 2011 at 1:09 PM

    The miniature sun of the Bottled City of Kandor!

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  32. Ralph-February 9, 2011 at 1:31 PM

    Fireflies covered in mustard.

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  33. Quinton PeeplesFebruary 9, 2011 at 1:37 PM

    A very small monkey wearing a fez.

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  34. SnapperFebruary 9, 2011 at 1:37 PM

    a cigar!

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  35. Chad BlakelyFebruary 9, 2011 at 1:39 PM

    His wedding ring...which is not on is finger!

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  36. Greg McElhattonFebruary 9, 2011 at 1:43 PM

    A yo-yo. Got to be the yo-yo.

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  37. UnknownFebruary 9, 2011 at 2:02 PM

    A fireball.

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  38. Jason BeirensFebruary 9, 2011 at 2:19 PM

    an ice cube

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  39. Philip A. BuckFebruary 9, 2011 at 2:20 PM

    A small little monster/creature that jumped in to get away from zombies/monsters

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  40. Count ScrewlooseFebruary 9, 2011 at 3:13 PM

    Frank's plan to provide a romantic Valentine's Day surprise for Joe by using Dr. Flem's new and experimental depilatory cream goes horribly awry.

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  41. Ralph-February 9, 2011 at 3:30 PM

    chiggers.

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  42. thedaveFebruary 9, 2011 at 5:47 PM

    testing...123

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  43. Ralph-February 9, 2011 at 7:08 PM

    I think that Mike doesn't know what's in there, he is just looking for good ideas.

    Is it a hornet's nest?

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  44. MxyFebruary 9, 2011 at 8:42 PM

    A miniature planet! Or some sort of cosmic body.

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  45. Tyler JohnstonFebruary 9, 2011 at 9:32 PM

    Squirrel!

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  46. Walden WongFebruary 9, 2011 at 11:02 PM

    Fish balls!

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  47. EugyFebruary 9, 2011 at 11:06 PM

    Has a tracking device been hidden in his underwear?

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  48. EugyFebruary 9, 2011 at 11:08 PM

    Or some really hot chilli powder or pepper?

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  49. PeterFebruary 9, 2011 at 11:32 PM

    Some good guesses that I would have said if I wasn't so late in the game. So I'm gonna go with.... the remains of a dog that Cadaver killed with his powers.

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  50. John D. YoungFebruary 9, 2011 at 11:32 PM

    A snapping turtle? Itch powder?

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  51. Michael AllredFebruary 10, 2011 at 12:19 AM

    You know, I almost wish Ralph was right, in that I'm just looking for good ideas and will just pick my favorite. Heh Heh. Maybe that'll be the next contest. The "Guess what Michael "Doc" Allred is writing next Contest!" But for this one, no one has guessed correctly yet! Nyah Hah HAH! Keep guessing!

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  52. EugyFebruary 10, 2011 at 2:19 AM

    A leech?

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  53. Chad BlakelyFebruary 10, 2011 at 6:58 AM

    A pair of those wind up chattering teeth? chomp! chomp! chomp!!!

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  54. Flávio Alves PaixãoFebruary 10, 2011 at 9:46 AM

    A zombie flea?

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  55. Kony PrajouxFebruary 10, 2011 at 10:02 AM

    A black hole!

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  56. Ralph-February 10, 2011 at 10:27 AM

    It's either a pair of skis or mashed potatoes.

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  57. RandalFebruary 10, 2011 at 10:38 AM

    Hero sandwhich

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  58. Matt StrawbridgeFebruary 10, 2011 at 11:04 AM

    A rash of some type.

    Frank's last piece of candy (pez, even!)

    An accessory for an action figure.

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  59. Ralph-February 10, 2011 at 11:38 AM

    The transmission to a '87 Buick LeSabre

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  60. JakeFebruary 10, 2011 at 12:39 PM

    Coca Cola and Pop Rocks mixed together! That's gotsta be it! :)

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  61. CharlesFebruary 10, 2011 at 3:20 PM

    sneezing powder??

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  62. JoshFebruary 10, 2011 at 5:12 PM

    worms

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  63. Alex Gouin FafardFebruary 10, 2011 at 8:15 PM

    His penis?

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  64. GwenStacyFanBoyFebruary 10, 2011 at 9:34 PM

    Hank Pym? Ray Palmer?

    Maybe... Mondstadt? No clue!

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  65. Matt StrawbridgeFebruary 11, 2011 at 1:41 PM

    A grody old toenail!

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  66. UnknownFebruary 11, 2011 at 3:17 PM

    My 2 guesses:
    Toasted marshmallow.
    Chili pepper.

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  67. Christian LeBlancFebruary 11, 2011 at 3:52 PM

    A slinky?
    Jamie S. Rich?
    A Sega Genesis game?
    A compact disc?
    Ham?
    Is it ham?
    It's ham, isn't it.

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  68. B. ElbertFebruary 11, 2011 at 7:48 PM

    voo doo doll?

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  69. Michael AllredFebruary 12, 2011 at 8:20 PM

    I want to say someone is very close. But I won't.

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  70. Matt StrawbridgeFebruary 12, 2011 at 9:16 PM

    Because nobody is? Or because you don't want to tip your hand?

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  71. Erik BurnhamFebruary 13, 2011 at 8:18 PM

    Oh no! A candiru fish! THAT FIEND!

    I actually have no idea. Maybe it's a sticker. Or some tape. Or some gum. Ooh, that'd be rotten all right. Gum.

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  72. John D. YoungFebruary 13, 2011 at 11:27 PM

    Baloney? That's kinda close to ham, and it'd be funny in his pants.

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  73. Konrad DębowskiFebruary 14, 2011 at 2:26 AM

    It clearly must be Batman. He's in everyone's pants.

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  74. pblfsdaFebruary 15, 2011 at 2:44 PM

    A tiny little version of Bruce Campbell, a la "Evil Dead"?
    A Babel fish, after Frank misread the directions?
    A defective Red Rocket 7 clone?
    A "Jersey Shore" cast member? (Frank may want to shower in Listerine afterwards.)
    A Black Lantern ring that doesn't understand that he's not really dead?
    A Wonder Woman cosmetic compact?
    His i-Pod?
    His driver's license?
    The dice from his old Wizard board game?
    A new member of the Atomics?

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  75. Flávio Alves PaixãoFebruary 15, 2011 at 4:35 PM

    A Mr Excitement action figure.

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  76. Flávio Alves PaixãoFebruary 15, 2011 at 4:48 PM

    The living yo-yo!

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  77. JoshlnFebruary 15, 2011 at 11:49 PM

    Maggots

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  78. JoshlnFebruary 15, 2011 at 11:52 PM

    A zombie's penis.

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  79. Philip A. BuckFebruary 16, 2011 at 12:47 PM

    a pair of underwear that has been magically/scientifically made to always give wedgies. even front wedgies. i shudder at the thought.

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  80. Christian LeBlancFebruary 17, 2011 at 10:40 AM

    Sausage!
    Escargot!
    Spice Girls temporary tattoos!
    Shrinking powder?
    The brain of Dr. Boiffard?
    A "Dark Shadows" dvd featuring Werewolf Chris Jennings?
    Monstadt?
    A popsicle?
    A roll of quarters?
    A Critter? ...this contest is exhausting!

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  81. Matt StrawbridgeFebruary 17, 2011 at 2:11 PM

    Ju-Ju Bees! Sticky sweet Ju-Ju Bees!

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  82. EugyFebruary 18, 2011 at 4:46 AM

    A spider?

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  83. Zombie_GuyFebruary 18, 2011 at 8:36 AM

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  84. Zombie_GuyFebruary 18, 2011 at 8:39 AM

    Is it a pocket dimension?

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  85. Zombie_GuyFebruary 18, 2011 at 8:47 AM

    Is it a shrunken enemy (like a really peeved Lilliputian)?
    It’s either that or a vinyl copy of David Bowie’s Hunky Dory, which you shouldn’t leave in your pants…it will warp.

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  86. UnknownFebruary 18, 2011 at 2:52 PM

    Something close to a marshmallow then?
    :P

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  87. EugyFebruary 20, 2011 at 5:13 PM

    A scorpion?

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  88. EugyFebruary 20, 2011 at 5:15 PM

    A crab?

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  89. EugyFebruary 20, 2011 at 5:20 PM

    A razor blade?
    Wind up chattering teeth?

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  90. Michael AllredFebruary 21, 2011 at 4:15 PM

    Great guesses, everybody! Close (well, not really) but no cigars. That's all folks. Contest over. The book is leaving our stronghold to production and printing this week, so the cat will soon be out of our control, and out of the bag. The answer will be available to all early April in THE MADMAN GIANT-SIZE SUPER-GINCHY SPECIAL!

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  91. Christian LeBlancFebruary 24, 2011 at 3:45 PM

    This was a fun contest. But why'd you have to mention "cigars" when we're talking about Frank's pants? What would Freud say? o_O

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  92. B. ElbertFebruary 24, 2011 at 11:50 PM

    Damn it, Its a cigar isn't it?

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