Working hard in my "Non-Zombie" free time to finish
up my story for April's MADMAN Giant-Size Super
Ginchy Special! Here are a couple samples of my
most recent Madman art. The pencils just came off
the drawing board moments ago. I thought it might
be fun to have a contest where you can try to guess
what has found its way into Frank "Madman" Einstein's
pants. The first correct guess (VERY unlikely) will
win a HC book signed by Laura and yours truly.
Everyone else will have to wait until April to find out.
Does he kiss his mother goodnight with that mouth?ReplyDelete
an alien, flesh eating squirrel!ReplyDelete
Surely the item in question is DR. FLEM!ReplyDelete
A very fresh Zombie hand?ReplyDelete
George Washington's false teethReplyDelete
It's some of that Wonder Woman make-up!ReplyDelete
I'm going with either an eyeball, or a lit cigar/cigarette!ReplyDelete
A foil-wrapped cucumber (a la Spinaltap)?ReplyDelete
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Besides Frank's hand (of course), maybe a bug of some type, like a tarantula?
Brains? You know, for bait.ReplyDelete
Jamie S. Rich's karaoke microphone?ReplyDelete
Isn't that where everyone keeps their cell phone? I mean his cellphone is down there.ReplyDelete
A denture! A zombie denture!ReplyDelete
I LOVE IT! Great guesses, but no-go-so-fo...Keep guessing!ReplyDelete
A fire ant!ReplyDelete
One of the discs from his toy gun that the zombie fired against him?ReplyDelete
False teeth! Or maybe real teeth?ReplyDelete
It's an a-hole.ReplyDelete
But over all, it's probably just someone controlling him to put his hand down his pants.ReplyDelete
I'm not sure I care what he's really after , ,, , that pic is gettin' me HOT!ReplyDelete
He';s just placing his iPhone correctly for our "facetime" chat we're planning for later tonite.
His FOURTH Eye?ReplyDelete
A freshly miniaturized Josephine Lombard!ReplyDelete
Someone has dosed Frank with some sort of mutant strain of super-Cialis and it's remained effective long past that deadly 4-hour deadline...
I am going to go with a Hot Dog or a Pop Tart.ReplyDelete
A wedgie! No, an Atomic Wedgie!ReplyDelete
Sand! He put SAND in his shorts, that meanie!ReplyDelete
The miniature sun of the Bottled City of Kandor!ReplyDelete
Fireflies covered in mustard.ReplyDelete
A very small monkey wearing a fez.ReplyDelete
His wedding ring...which is not on is finger!ReplyDelete
A yo-yo. Got to be the yo-yo.ReplyDelete
an ice cubeReplyDelete
A small little monster/creature that jumped in to get away from zombies/monstersReplyDelete
Frank's plan to provide a romantic Valentine's Day surprise for Joe by using Dr. Flem's new and experimental depilatory cream goes horribly awry.ReplyDelete
I think that Mike doesn't know what's in there, he is just looking for good ideas.ReplyDelete
Is it a hornet's nest?
A miniature planet! Or some sort of cosmic body.ReplyDelete
Has a tracking device been hidden in his underwear?ReplyDelete
Or some really hot chilli powder or pepper?ReplyDelete
Some good guesses that I would have said if I wasn't so late in the game. So I'm gonna go with.... the remains of a dog that Cadaver killed with his powers.ReplyDelete
A snapping turtle? Itch powder?ReplyDelete
You know, I almost wish Ralph was right, in that I'm just looking for good ideas and will just pick my favorite. Heh Heh. Maybe that'll be the next contest. The "Guess what Michael "Doc" Allred is writing next Contest!" But for this one, no one has guessed correctly yet! Nyah Hah HAH! Keep guessing!ReplyDelete
A pair of those wind up chattering teeth? chomp! chomp! chomp!!!ReplyDelete
A zombie flea?ReplyDelete
A black hole!ReplyDelete
It's either a pair of skis or mashed potatoes.ReplyDelete
A rash of some type.ReplyDelete
Frank's last piece of candy (pez, even!)
An accessory for an action figure.
The transmission to a '87 Buick LeSabreReplyDelete
Coca Cola and Pop Rocks mixed together! That's gotsta be it! :)ReplyDelete
Hank Pym? Ray Palmer?ReplyDelete
Maybe... Mondstadt? No clue!
A grody old toenail!ReplyDelete
My 2 guesses:ReplyDelete
Jamie S. Rich?
A Sega Genesis game?
A compact disc?
Is it ham?
It's ham, isn't it.
voo doo doll?ReplyDelete
I want to say someone is very close. But I won't.ReplyDelete
Because nobody is? Or because you don't want to tip your hand?ReplyDelete
Oh no! A candiru fish! THAT FIEND!ReplyDelete
I actually have no idea. Maybe it's a sticker. Or some tape. Or some gum. Ooh, that'd be rotten all right. Gum.
Baloney? That's kinda close to ham, and it'd be funny in his pants.ReplyDelete
It clearly must be Batman. He's in everyone's pants.ReplyDelete
A tiny little version of Bruce Campbell, a la "Evil Dead"?ReplyDelete
A Babel fish, after Frank misread the directions?
A defective Red Rocket 7 clone?
A "Jersey Shore" cast member? (Frank may want to shower in Listerine afterwards.)
A Black Lantern ring that doesn't understand that he's not really dead?
A Wonder Woman cosmetic compact?
His driver's license?
The dice from his old Wizard board game?
A new member of the Atomics?
A Mr Excitement action figure.ReplyDelete
The living yo-yo!ReplyDelete
A zombie's penis.ReplyDelete
a pair of underwear that has been magically/scientifically made to always give wedgies. even front wedgies. i shudder at the thought.ReplyDelete
Spice Girls temporary tattoos!
The brain of Dr. Boiffard?
A "Dark Shadows" dvd featuring Werewolf Chris Jennings?
A roll of quarters?
A Critter? ...this contest is exhausting!
Ju-Ju Bees! Sticky sweet Ju-Ju Bees!ReplyDelete
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Is it a pocket dimension?ReplyDelete
Is it a shrunken enemy (like a really peeved Lilliputian)?ReplyDelete
It’s either that or a vinyl copy of David Bowie’s Hunky Dory, which you shouldn’t leave in your pants…it will warp.
Something close to a marshmallow then?ReplyDelete
A razor blade?ReplyDelete
Wind up chattering teeth?
Great guesses, everybody! Close (well, not really) but no cigars. That's all folks. Contest over. The book is leaving our stronghold to production and printing this week, so the cat will soon be out of our control, and out of the bag. The answer will be available to all early April in THE MADMAN GIANT-SIZE SUPER-GINCHY SPECIAL!ReplyDelete
This was a fun contest. But why'd you have to mention "cigars" when we're talking about Frank's pants? What would Freud say? o_OReplyDelete
Damn it, Its a cigar isn't it?ReplyDelete