Feb 9, 2011

WHAT'S IN FRANK'S PANTS CONTEST!

Working hard in my "Non-Zombie" free time to finish
up my story for April's MADMAN Giant-Size Super
Ginchy Special!  Here are a couple samples of my 
most recent Madman art.  The pencils just came off 
the drawing board moments ago.  I thought it might
be fun to have a contest where you can try to guess 
what has found its way into Frank "Madman" Einstein's 
pants.  The first correct guess (VERY unlikely) will 
win a HC book signed by Laura and yours truly. 
Everyone else will have to wait until April to find out.

92 comments:

  1. Does he kiss his mother goodnight with that mouth?

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  2. Surely the item in question is DR. FLEM!

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  3. George Washington's false teeth

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  4. It's some of that Wonder Woman make-up!

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  5. I'm going with either an eyeball, or a lit cigar/cigarette!

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  6. A foil-wrapped cucumber (a la Spinaltap)?

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  8. Man, tough!

    Besides Frank's hand (of course), maybe a bug of some type, like a tarantula?

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  9. Isn't that where everyone keeps their cell phone? I mean his cellphone is down there.

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  10. I LOVE IT! Great guesses, but no-go-so-fo...Keep guessing!

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  11. One of the discs from his toy gun that the zombie fired against him?

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  12. But over all, it's probably just someone controlling him to put his hand down his pants.

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  13. I'm not sure I care what he's really after , ,, , that pic is gettin' me HOT!

    He';s just placing his iPhone correctly for our "facetime" chat we're planning for later tonite.

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  14. A freshly miniaturized Josephine Lombard!

    OR

    Someone has dosed Frank with some sort of mutant strain of super-Cialis and it's remained effective long past that deadly 4-hour deadline...

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  15. I am going to go with a Hot Dog or a Pop Tart.

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  16. Sand! He put SAND in his shorts, that meanie!

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  17. The miniature sun of the Bottled City of Kandor!

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  18. His wedding ring...which is not on is finger!

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  19. A small little monster/creature that jumped in to get away from zombies/monsters

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  20. Frank's plan to provide a romantic Valentine's Day surprise for Joe by using Dr. Flem's new and experimental depilatory cream goes horribly awry.

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  21. I think that Mike doesn't know what's in there, he is just looking for good ideas.

    Is it a hornet's nest?

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  22. A miniature planet! Or some sort of cosmic body.

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  23. Has a tracking device been hidden in his underwear?

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  24. Or some really hot chilli powder or pepper?

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  25. Some good guesses that I would have said if I wasn't so late in the game. So I'm gonna go with.... the remains of a dog that Cadaver killed with his powers.

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  26. You know, I almost wish Ralph was right, in that I'm just looking for good ideas and will just pick my favorite. Heh Heh. Maybe that'll be the next contest. The "Guess what Michael "Doc" Allred is writing next Contest!" But for this one, no one has guessed correctly yet! Nyah Hah HAH! Keep guessing!

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  27. A pair of those wind up chattering teeth? chomp! chomp! chomp!!!

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  28. It's either a pair of skis or mashed potatoes.

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  29. A rash of some type.

    Frank's last piece of candy (pez, even!)

    An accessory for an action figure.

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  30. The transmission to a '87 Buick LeSabre

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  31. Coca Cola and Pop Rocks mixed together! That's gotsta be it! :)

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  32. Hank Pym? Ray Palmer?

    Maybe... Mondstadt? No clue!

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  33. My 2 guesses:
    Toasted marshmallow.
    Chili pepper.

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  34. A slinky?
    Jamie S. Rich?
    A Sega Genesis game?
    A compact disc?
    Ham?
    Is it ham?
    It's ham, isn't it.

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  35. I want to say someone is very close. But I won't.

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  36. Because nobody is? Or because you don't want to tip your hand?

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  37. Oh no! A candiru fish! THAT FIEND!

    I actually have no idea. Maybe it's a sticker. Or some tape. Or some gum. Ooh, that'd be rotten all right. Gum.

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  38. Baloney? That's kinda close to ham, and it'd be funny in his pants.

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  39. It clearly must be Batman. He's in everyone's pants.

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  40. A tiny little version of Bruce Campbell, a la "Evil Dead"?
    A Babel fish, after Frank misread the directions?
    A defective Red Rocket 7 clone?
    A "Jersey Shore" cast member? (Frank may want to shower in Listerine afterwards.)
    A Black Lantern ring that doesn't understand that he's not really dead?
    A Wonder Woman cosmetic compact?
    His i-Pod?
    His driver's license?
    The dice from his old Wizard board game?
    A new member of the Atomics?

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  41. a pair of underwear that has been magically/scientifically made to always give wedgies. even front wedgies. i shudder at the thought.

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  42. Sausage!
    Escargot!
    Spice Girls temporary tattoos!
    Shrinking powder?
    The brain of Dr. Boiffard?
    A "Dark Shadows" dvd featuring Werewolf Chris Jennings?
    Monstadt?
    A popsicle?
    A roll of quarters?
    A Critter? ...this contest is exhausting!

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  44. Is it a shrunken enemy (like a really peeved Lilliputian)?
    It’s either that or a vinyl copy of David Bowie’s Hunky Dory, which you shouldn’t leave in your pants…it will warp.

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  45. Something close to a marshmallow then?
    :P

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  46. A razor blade?
    Wind up chattering teeth?

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  47. Great guesses, everybody! Close (well, not really) but no cigars. That's all folks. Contest over. The book is leaving our stronghold to production and printing this week, so the cat will soon be out of our control, and out of the bag. The answer will be available to all early April in THE MADMAN GIANT-SIZE SUPER-GINCHY SPECIAL!

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  48. This was a fun contest. But why'd you have to mention "cigars" when we're talking about Frank's pants? What would Freud say? o_O

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